The Greatest Sale Ever Sold

I am a born salesman. I can apologize for it, or I can admit it. Its who I am. It's woven into the center of my being. I like to sell. I've been selling forever. When other kids were out playing, I was walking the neighborhood, going door to door, selling greeting cards and stationary to housewives and little old ladies. I was good at it too. I mean, who can say no to a fourth grader peddling greeting cards at your door? I've been told I could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves, ice to an eskimo, sand to an Arab... on and on, you get the idea.

I know when someone's trying to sell me, and I know when I've been sold. It's not very often that someone can pull one over on me. My favorite is when I don't realize it until its too late, and instead of being upset that I didn't see it coming, I have respect for a salesman who is better than me. But I also love the thrill of smelling an approaching sales pitch and prematurely snuffing it out before it ever has a chance to entice me.

So why am I telling you this? Why should you care? Well, part of being a natural born seller is that you can recognize other people's salesmanship. I can look at someone and immediately be impressed by a good sale. To me, there aren't many things better than a clearly thought out and eloquently articulated sales pitch, primed with precision rebuttals and heartfelt reassurances.

I have to say, I think that one of the best sell jobs I have ever seen throughout history was when someone sold the idea to the Church that our power is found in the political arena. Whoever you are, wherever you are, my hat is off to you. Kudos, sir. We took the bait, hook, line and sinker. And we did it with a smile on our face. And best off... we haven't fully realized our mistake yet.

I mean, at least when someone was sold oceanfront property in Arizona... they eventually realized there was no such thing. Reality sunk in, and they had to face their decision. Here, we have believed the lie, hit the ground running and haven't stopped or slowed to look back since.

It's sad, really. I mean, look how divisive politics is. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see the lines drawn in the sand. You're either with me, or against me. You won't change your mind, and I don't need to change mine. I'm right, you're wrong.

Take a look at people's status updates on Facebook. Look at the barrage of blogs that are written and emails that are sent. We have our candidate, and we want to whore him out to the rest of the world. He is our savior. He will bail us out. He will solve the problems. He will bring peace and justice and relief to a hurting world.

Or will he?

I think of Tolkien's character, Gollum from the Lord of the Rings. At one point in his life, he is a normal human being, er, hobbit. He even has a name, Smeagol. But when Smeagol finds the ring, it changes him. Not drastically at first... but slowly, over time he begins to errode away until he is a horrid creature that hardly resembles his true self. He becomes the thing known as Gollum. He becomes so infatuated with the ring, that he never lets it go. His chokehold on the ring, ironically ends up choking out his very life. Sure, the ring has power, but Gollum rarely experiences it. Instead, his quest for this power, to keep it out of the hands of anyone and everyone that opposes him, destroys him. He spends his days lonely, in hiding, constantly repeating the words we have all come to know so well... "My precious!"


We are Gollum, and politics is our "ring."

Somewhere back down the line, we were sold a lie. We were told that our true power exists in the political arena. We were told, that if we passed laws, like they did in the Bible, then we would change the world. We could have a Christian nation. We could replicate the Kingdom here on earth... if we only had the power. Imagine the lives that would be saved! Imagine the transformation that would happen. Just think... an entire nation, nay, WORLD of Christians! Held together by the Ten Commandments as our Constitution, Christian morals and principles guiding us as our country's rudder. Imagine the possibilities!

If we only held the power. If we only had the ring.

Now look at us. We are divided. Both sides, as equally passionate, and equally wrong. We have allowed this quest to wear us down... to suck the very life from us. We are an ugly, mutilated and abismal representation of our true self. We must fight for our ring!

They want to recognize same-sex unions? Not over my dead body! They want to give a woman the right to choose an abortion? Not on my watch! We will oppress them! We will take away their voice! We will limit their options! We will pass more laws, and have more restrictions until everyone has no choice but to abide by God's Law! For all practical purposes, they will be Christians! We will make them behave like one, and then eventually their hearts will give in and follow. They will have no choice! It's for their own good! Who will stand in the gap? If we don't, who will?

My precious!

Smeagol eventually woke up, in a sense. I mean, he was beyond the point of no return in a lot of ways. Physically, with his gangly body, receding hairline and a dentist's nightmare for a "grill", he wasn't much of a looker. His quest had taken its toll on him. The damage had been done, and he wasn't going to look like Prince Charming any time soon. But, we see his split personality start to come out. He's lovable, and playful and funny. He's loyal and helpful and charming. His bi-polar personality is a 180 degree turn from before. Do you know when these times are?

When he is not holding the ring.

We have become so fixated with our control freakedness that we can't imagine letting "non-Christian" laws be passed. We have such a stranglehold on politics that our narrow minded vision is being obstructed by blinders. We don't see reality. We can't see reality. We are too engrossed with our Precious.

The reality is we serve a Savior... a True King who's power isn't limited by such petty things of mere mortals like politics. His power trumps the power of earthly law. Just like rock beats scissors, so the Kingdom of God annihilates the Kingdom of the World.

Let them pass laws that redefine the world's definition of marriage. We know what true marriage is, and we have a hard enough time keeping that pure. We will love them anyways. Let them pass laws that puts the right to choose life or death in the mother's hands. We will rise up and give that mother so many reasons to choose life that the alternative becomes completely invalid.

So what if it's legal? Is that going to stop us from loving and caring? Is that going to limit us in how we can impact them? Are we going to be bogged down in the Kingdom of Earth, or we going to rise to our calling in the Kingdom of God?

I will be the first to admit that I struggle with this. It's easily enticing. It's ingrained in us. It's a part of who we've been raised and taught to be. To some of you, the concept of letting go of the political ring is as foreign (or impossible) of an idea as trying to make your heart stop beating just by thinking about it. But it is possible. Not only is it possible, it's required. We need to let it the ring go.

Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's. If he asks your opinion, give it. But do so in a way that you hold the outcome in an open hand. What will be will be. No matter who the next President is, our calling is the same. Our hope doesn't lie in the outcome of Election Day. Our ability to affect change in the lives around us has nothing to do with what is legal and what is not. Let them pass all the "non-Christian" laws they want... it won't stop us. We can't be stopped. We aren't confined by their laws. We aren't limited by their political process.

Our power is greater. Our love is larger. Our God is bigger.

I'm reminded of another sales pitch that happened a couple thousand years ago. The salesman was probably the same. The outcome was incredibly different. He took a man to the top of a temple and promised him power. Power that was to be lived out in the political arena. Power to rule. Power to pass laws. Power to be king. To be president. To rule the masses the way he wanted them ruled. But the man didn't take the bait. He had a different perspective. He knew the Truth. His Kingdom is not of this world. He could see through the pitch and snuffed it out.

Oh, if we had only been so wise.